Feeling Lucky?

wait, is this wrong?

I’m Elmo and I know it.
I’m Elmo and I know it.
I hiding.
I hiding.
I’m late for work!
I’m late for work!
Freeze frame.
Freeze frame.
Exercise!
Exercise!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
What teachers make.
What teachers make.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
Heaven.
Heaven.
One does not simply walk into…
One does not simply walk into…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
Magical puberty.
Magical puberty.
Parenting level 439932.
Parenting level 439932.
I shouldn’t be alive.
I shouldn’t be alive.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Obviously.
Obviously.
No+shame.
No shame.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!