wait – let’s hear him out

only double stuffed though. the regular kind is unacceptable

this kid must have learned the hard way

this will destroy so many families

just one?

snail church

she’s keeping herself warm

Thanksgiving memes both cynical and celebratory because we’re all eating our weight in turkey on thursday

funny i can do the same thing

quick, hide the bone!

thicc neck

you see, when two tectonic plates love each other very much

and the best part is both ignore you

increasingly unsettling eggs

are they gonna find the bodies?

do they still make solar strip calculators?