wait, that wasn’t supposed to happen

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

the coolest dog at the bar

goblins don’t watch netflix

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

qr codes will never run out

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships