Feeling Lucky?

wait till they get my telegraph line

Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Join the Army.
Join the Army.
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Join the conversation
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.