Blue cheese has mould in it.

I would read this book.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

To cucumber is to human.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

v o t e

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Just keeping an eye on enemy movement…

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

B I N G…

This sums up the problem nicely.

This is a win win, win situation.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…