we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

Insult the world.

Insult the world.

~1959, a coffee maker was an option in Volkswagen cars.

~1959, a coffee maker was an option in Volkswagen cars.

Honest Dating Advice

Honest Dating Advice

Echolocation 101

Echolocation 101

Good on ya, Larry.

Good on ya, Larry.

Obama caused the Spanish Inquisition, too

Obama caused the Spanish Inquisition, too

Circa 19th century Help wanted sign

Circa 19th century Help wanted sign

Buckle up noob.

Buckle up noob.

Just sk8r boy things.

Just sk8r boy things.

Amateurish, frankly.

Amateurish, frankly.

Good luck debating a master debater.

Good luck debating a master debater.

Macaulay Caulkin

Macaulay Caulkin

I could go all in on this.

I could go all in on this.

A baby porcupine is called a porcupette, allegedly.

A baby porcupine is called a porcupette, allegedly.

Best response when Putin offers you a cuppa…

Best response when Putin offers you a cuppa…