we want a rockstar attitude to join our line of extraordinary heroes

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

all the pain

i slept okay

i’m too old for this sh–

the gift no one wants

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

house therapy

coke classic or bust

thanks but no thanks

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

team carrie