Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

if you were curious

if you were curious

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived