Excavation begins!

there’s no way a home made this soup

flying is like living in the wild west

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

sea urchins love hats

ode de febreeze

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

never letting go

purr-fect

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

i live at the zoo now

money on gandalf

avoiding people in public is exhausting