Love, uhhh, finds a way.

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

this is how many sides a circle has

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

toast and butter is an everyday phase

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display