He’s right…

OK but what about the gig workers?

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

The robots have harnessed the humans…

I could climb this pinnacle.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

Dad jokes…

Look at it differently.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Don’t trust the goats, though.

OK but what about the child brides?

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.