that’s how the pizza rolls

expiry example

sweet, sweet crumbling

art attack

confused critter

fac(ebook)ing the facts

treat treatment

silent treat(y)ment

despoiled sounds

a-bruh!-hamic

gorgeous gown grimace

customer correction

dog eat dog

ceiling fan fumbling

keeping account(ant)ability

The+future+of+competitive+games+is+now.
The future of competitive games is now.
I+am+empty+in+side.
I am empty in side.
Uncalibrated+danger+noodle%26%238230%3B
Uncalibrated danger noodle…
Happy+Birthday%2C+bro.
Happy Birthday, bro.
Join the conversation
My+pupils%26%238230%3B+they+ain%26%238217%3Bt+coming+back.
My pupils… they ain’t coming back.
The+butt+alert+as+seen+on+shark+tank.
The butt alert as seen on shark tank.
I+would+take+a+Lamborghini+tractor%2C+though.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
The+puppies+are+conniving.
The puppies are conniving.
Your+dad+is+showing%26%238230%3B
Your dad is showing…
Bob+Barker+frowns+upon+your+style+of+pet+ownership.
Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.
Your+breath+stinks%2C+Ted.
Your breath stinks, Ted.
We+must+debug%2C+deeper.
We must debug, deeper.