well at least they’re okay?

you will pay for your betrayal

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

just one?

how not to tell someone their std test results

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

up? down? sideways

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account