well, guess i’m doomed

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

no context crab

and now he’s just committed to the bit

spiders use their eyes

squirrel art

always practice safe porking

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

welcome to jurassic park!

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

this should be interesting

stab the crab

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

set your dvr!