well im glad that’s sorted at least

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

toast and butter is an everyday phase

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

this is how many sides a circle has

you cicada be kidding me!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate