well monitored situation

Married life.

A visual guide to the war on terror.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Cool new profile pic

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Sorry, bro…

I don’t believe you.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I could read here.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Science throw-down