Buying whiskey and getting it home.

Buying whiskey and getting it home.

this can only end in hilarity

this can only end in hilarity

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

the didn’t think this one through

the didn’t think this one through

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention