You’re in charge of your cats diet, BTW…

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

toast and butter is an everyday phase

you cicada be kidding me!

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

flat earthers were right the whole time