Feeling Lucky?

Order the Seat Saver 5000 now and get a second one free!

Order the Seat Saver 5000 now and get a second one free!
Russian Pizza Roulette
Russian Pizza Roulette
Now that you’re a cupcake…
Now that you’re a cupcake…
Art scares me sometimes…
Art scares me sometimes…
Taiwanese coffee shops are cooler than you.
Taiwanese coffee shops are cooler than you.
My parents are pretty middle aged.
My parents are pretty middle aged.
Carol of Final Exams
Carol of Final Exams
Planetary lollipops.
Planetary lollipops.
Sword or pistol?
Sword or pistol?
A knife with a purpose.
A knife with a purpose.
Playing Chess with a sore loser.
Playing Chess with a sore loser.
How does Moses make coffee?
How does Moses make coffee?
A humble toast.
A humble toast.
Exterminate Christmas!
Exterminate Christmas!
I have a tank!
I have a tank!
Don’t mess with Switzerland.
Don’t mess with Switzerland.
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Our+decor.
Our decor.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
Truth+in+advertising.
Truth in advertising.
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…