Went to a white elephant party last night. As I predicted, the group fought fiercely over kitchen wares. Today, I wait for news of the discovery…

Interspecies Loving

Technically Speaking…

Llamageddon

World Greatest Postal Worker

This Heineken USB drive has Heineken in it.

Learning to open .rar files

This is what Tumblr displays when you search for depression. I just finished 2 hours chatting with an expert from the suggested websites and I feel better. Thank you Tumblr.

Are you using your inhaler?

How to raise a supervillain.

Never lose your AirPods

867-5309

It’s like my car somehow knows when it’s a three-paycheck month…

For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara

Nope, other one.

Off to class!