G A T O will mess your day up.

there is no middle ground

be your own worst enemy

goosebumps, but for adults

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

ya don’t say?

the dream life

stop to smell the roses?

my plants are my children

what’s your favorite six word story?

this guy gets it

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

from social warning fantasy to reality

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try