Professor Nostradamus

Professor Nostradamus

and this is why ska is the best

and this is why ska is the best

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn

sounds like a solid friday night

sounds like a solid friday night

carpet scarf

introverts shaming extroverts

introverts shaming extroverts

he just showed up on day one of shooting

he just showed up on day one of shooting

20 cloves of garlic

20 cloves of garlic

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

and their true intentions are revealed

and their true intentions are revealed

oh what could have been

oh what could have been

wrong salsa class

wrong salsa class

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

don’t say i didn’t warn you

don’t say i didn’t warn you

texting during the renaissance

texting during the renaissance