what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

atheists oh evolution

not scary at all

not scary at all

this is the world we live in now

this is the world we live in now

every scooby doo character combined

every scooby doo character combined

when they don’t leave a voice message

when they don’t leave a voice message

freezer kittens

freezer kittens

same order 20 years later

same order 20 years later

major l

boobies

yes…. anatomy book…

yes…. anatomy book…

one trip or the rest of the groceries stay in the car

one trip or the rest of the groceries stay in the car

cheddar. grated, not sliced

cheddar. grated, not sliced

it just slipped out

it just slipped out

new bffs

let’s not bring pen and paper into this

let’s not bring pen and paper into this

goblin in the brain

goblin in the brain