what kind of pirate are you?

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it

when kirby turns heel we’re all getting swallowed alive

do it for the bragging rights

do you want ants to take over the world?

happens every day

whatever it takes to build out my library

not frankenstein, the monster, and he would have so many skin problems…

just enjoy the view, my man

he’s into ska

i can’t believe we used to find random restaurants in here to order from without being able to vet them on yelp first

predator vs ewoks

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?