what kind of sub is your girl?

Talking to the devil

The law is powerless.

I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.

Sometimes I just need a contraption like this

Students from multiple Albuquerque high schools walked out to protest the new PARCC knowledge assessment.

Et tu, Brute?

Bite an apple.

Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots

Why Hulu sucks

Did you fall from heaven?

What are you up to?

Madonna forgot the number one rule

Owl hat!

I didn’t even need firewood.

Freckles freak me out.