Feeling Lucky?

what the dialogue should have been

Really, really
Really, really
worth the effort
worth the effort
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
good question
good question
taco bell gets me
taco bell gets me
Grandma with the truth bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Was the present the mat?
Was the present the mat?
life… finds a way
life… finds a way
did we just become best friends?
did we just become best friends?
a billion dollar idea
a billion dollar idea
i got you, bro
i got you, bro
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
quick, someone call cupid
quick, someone call cupid
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Join the conversation
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.