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Why Betty White Is Awesome
Why Betty White Is Awesome
How to end a conversation
How to end a conversation
What is your zodiac sign?
What is your zodiac sign?
hope yall know that 1) we got thanksgiving to go through and 2) it's not winter yet
hope yall know that 1) we got thanksgiving to go through and 2) it's not winter yet
Rules of a Kingsman Gentleman
Rules of a Kingsman Gentleman
Kahjiit has wares
Kahjiit has wares
I wish he was my dad.
I wish he was my dad.
She Misses It
She Misses It
The True Healing Powers Of Cat Purrs
The True Healing Powers Of Cat Purrs
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around
When a positive attitude won’t help…
When a positive attitude won’t help…
A few questions to ask yourself if you’re having a bad day.
A few questions to ask yourself if you’re having a bad day.
I’m a pacifist
I’m a pacifist
If this doesn't make your day I don't know what will
If this doesn't make your day I don't know what will
Weird Al just posted this on Facebook…
Weird Al just posted this on Facebook…
Baby+come+back%26%238230%3B
Baby come back…
%24DOGE+say+nope+pleas+to+C19
$DOGE say nope pleas to C19
And+when+will+the+students+riot+in+their+cells%3F
And when will the students riot in their cells?
Family+quarantine+game+time.
Family quarantine game time.
Join the conversation
Australian+politics+can+get+a+bit+hairy%26%238230%3B
Australian politics can get a bit hairy…
Teachers+HATE+this+one+dad+joke.
Teachers HATE this one dad joke.
New+Zealand+Maori+having+a+spot+of+breakfast+before+doing+the+Haka+and+showing+his+dominance+over+his+enemies.
New Zealand Maori having a spot of breakfast before doing the Haka and showing his dominance over his enemies.
Bill+would+like+to+kindly+request+that+you+wear+your+got+dam+mask.
Bill would like to kindly request that you wear your got dam mask.
Footprints+in+the+sand%26%238230%3B+and+all+that+jazz.
Footprints in the sand… and all that jazz.
I+did+nothing+to+deserve+this%26%238230%3B
I did nothing to deserve this…
Jesus+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+interested+in+your+wheel%2C+bro.
Jesus wasn’t interested in your wheel, bro.
%2Aboss+music+intensifies%2A
*boss music intensifies*