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what the dialogue should have been

Be a good neighbor.
Be a good neighbor.
USNS Comfort has arrived, circa NYC.
USNS Comfort has arrived, circa NYC.
The Linda provideth.
The Linda provideth.
Tale as old as time…
Tale as old as time…
Jimothy made a channel dedicated to only good news, BTW.
Jimothy made a channel dedicated to only good news, BTW.
The act of aging gracefully ,AND Jeff Goldbloom.
The act of aging gracefully ,AND Jeff Goldbloom.
Bees are so freaking cute, BTW.
Bees are so freaking cute, BTW.
Snoop Dogg in the house tonight with the homeboy Tray Deee Waniac…
Snoop Dogg in the house tonight with the homeboy Tray Deee Waniac…
Scarlet fever poetry circa 1940.
Scarlet fever poetry circa 1940.
Ujian the orangutan making friends with a group of otters at the Pairi Daiza zoo, Belgium
Ujian the orangutan making friends with a group of otters at the Pairi Daiza zoo, Belgium
A break down of national activity.
A break down of national activity.
This did not age well…
This did not age well…
My hot bean water budget was off the charts.
My hot bean water budget was off the charts.
The Late 19th-century was lit.
The Late 19th-century was lit.
Leslie Knope 2020
Leslie Knope 2020
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
Dear+God
Dear God
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat