Feeling Lucky?

what’s so silly, guy

Do want.
Do want.
Good question.
Good question.
Stupid heart…
Stupid heart…
Twitler.
Twitler.
Just a cyclops monocle.
Just a cyclops monocle.
Survive a new year.
Survive a new year.
Every night.
Every night.
Coffee.
Coffee.
I’m a woman!
I’m a woman!
My favorite bars and pies.
My favorite bars and pies.
How to get a hot date.
How to get a hot date.
Don’t.
Don’t.
Meanwhile, in America…
Meanwhile, in America…
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
At the barbershop.
At the barbershop.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.