When he finally got admitted to a hospital his heartrate was over 200 beats per minute!

Sounds like a junk teacher to me.

Still the best dodger!

I got a dog today.

A favorite Chuck Berry Moment of Mine

I look at cake the same way.

Interruptig Darth Vader interview.

GuacaMol

Leaked footage from Trump International Golf Course

I send my cat messages via the printer.

Alumni strong

Prince William burns Harry

Sounds like a decent teacher to me.

Geology is the Kardashians of science.

Taking care of a kitten infestation!

Local bar has metal coasters made from cars wrecked in drunk driving accidents for St. Patrick’s Day