when people don’t understand how things work

these aren’t romantic candles

these aren’t romantic candles

enough seats for all my friends

enough seats for all my friends

only true trekkies will understand

only true trekkies will understand

remember to lock these items up when camping

remember to lock these items up when camping

adaptation is key for survival

adaptation is key for survival

they’re both yellow

they’re both yellow

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

eventually he’ll say yes

eventually he’ll say yes

world’s roundest bird

world’s roundest bird

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

‘lil man is obsessed!

‘lil man is obsessed!

the vegans have launched their first attack

the vegans have launched their first attack

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spider-man started the first onlyfans

the bullet stays in

the bullet stays in

would your tattoos save you?

would your tattoos save you?