when you can’t help but take everything literally

How long are first dates supposed to last, anyway? Asking for myself…

The composition of the homo sapiens.

One dealing with the Cuban Missile Crises, the other slinging frijoles …

ADVENTURE $DOGE

Jesus wasn’t interested in your wheel, bro.

Louisianas literacy test designed to keep certain people from voting, circa 1870.

What, even…?

I did nothing to deserve this…

These aren’t the family portraits you’re looking for…

Bill would like to kindly request that you wear your got dam mask.

Special effects makeup is really fun[gi].

AND MY AXE…?

*boss music intensifies*

Australian politics can get a bit hairy…

Beths are always causing problems..