When you gotta go, you gotta go

image making joke about abe lincoln's body guard coming back from the bathroom

sounds like something a poisonous cake would say

sounds like something a poisonous cake would say

this is my super villain origin story

this is my super villain origin story

dun dun… dun dun…

dun dun… dun dun…

back in my day…

back in my day…

the lids just go… poof

the lids just go… poof

my kind of salad bar

my kind of salad bar

he’s tired of living on earth

he’s tired of living on earth

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

the final boss is definitely compensating for something

the final boss is definitely compensating for something

i wonder who it could be from!

i wonder who it could be from!

when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor

when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor

hair club for pups

hair club for pups

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles