Feeling Lucky?

when you have a sore toe and they ask if you’re pregnant

COWS!
COWS!
He must have got into my adderall stash
He must have got into my adderall stash
Nopenommer
Nopenommer
You must take advantage of the situation, should it arise
You must take advantage of the situation, should it arise
Bacon Bowls!
Bacon Bowls!
Anubis is done with your s
Anubis is done with your s
Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Event, everyone
Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Event, everyone
My 4y/o picks the best books from the library.
My 4y/o picks the best books from the library.
Dodecahedron Shadows
Dodecahedron Shadows
don’t forget to change to winter tyres
don’t forget to change to winter tyres
Mojang isn’t that hard…
Mojang isn’t that hard…
Fish Frozen in a lake pushed up by an ice sheet.
Fish Frozen in a lake pushed up by an ice sheet.
Natural selection
Natural selection
Mommy’s home!!!!
Mommy’s home!!!!
Willie Nelson’s guitar after 48 years of use.
Willie Nelson’s guitar after 48 years of use.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Hands.
Hands.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Obviously.
Obviously.