when you have a sore toe and they ask if you’re pregnant

Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion.

Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion.

Manipulate the news.

Manipulate the news.

Science, bitch!

Science, bitch!

I’m something of a collector.

I’m something of a collector.

X Games circa ages ago.

X Games circa ages ago.

Banksy tricks

I would consider this on a ballot.

I would consider this on a ballot.

This is living at its best, I imagine.

This is living at its best, I imagine.

Nom nom will suffice.

Nom nom will suffice.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Cross country Tesla #nostopping

Cross country Tesla #nostopping

Thank you, bruv.

Thank you, bruv.

I can’t wait for my bi-annual floss.

I can’t wait for my bi-annual floss.

There’s something about middle of the night water.

There’s something about middle of the night water.

Your pry bar has no power here…

Your pry bar has no power here…