when you’re here, you’re family

could be fun to fix

world’s roundest bird

world’s roundest bird

remember to lock these items up when camping

remember to lock these items up when camping

horse catching a frisbee

horse catching a frisbee

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

would your tattoos save you?

would your tattoos save you?

they’re both yellow

they’re both yellow

these aren’t romantic candles

these aren’t romantic candles

beer is just bread water

beer is just bread water

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

the bullet stays in

the bullet stays in

caught in-between two worlds

caught in-between two worlds

the vegans have launched their first attack

the vegans have launched their first attack

only true trekkies will understand

only true trekkies will understand

eventually he’ll say yes

eventually he’ll say yes