When she finally hits send…

Persistence is paramount.

When Walmartians Attack

She’s better at listening than telling jokes…

NUNS ROLL OUT

Alaska is my favorite island.

A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.

You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.

Urban flamingo art.

It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…

I would listen to this man preach.

When troublesome bears work from home.

Let them eat.

The cake was always a lie.

You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.

Works about a quarter of the time.