When the cat won’t stop jumping on your desk

When the cat won't stop jumping on your desk

I mostly just want to punch whoever did this in the throat.

How to hide an airplane factory, circa WWII.

How to hide an airplane factory, circa WWII.

I would watch all of those Gisney movies.

I would watch all of those Gisney movies.

Thanks I hate it.

Thanks I hate it.

Life is like a box of Girl Scout Cookies…

Life is like a box of Girl Scout Cookies…

Awkward vibe in the teachers lounge today…

Awkward vibe in the teachers lounge today…

Heaven forbid you do your job as a Senator…

Heaven forbid you do your job as a Senator…

A Tuesday tue look forward tue.

A Tuesday tue look forward tue.

Broken bones are the ONLY exception.

Broken bones are the ONLY exception.

Recreational tampons are ruining families.

Recreational tampons are ruining families.

The Federation confuses the Borg.

The Federation confuses the Borg.

Quarters are currency too, dammit.

Quarters are currency too, dammit.

Owlgasm, essentially…

Owlgasm, essentially…

The duck continues.

The duck continues.

Am I dreaming right now?

Am I dreaming right now?

One more time!