Feeling Lucky?

When your bad at clapping AND parenting

When your bad at clapping AND parenting
Quick maths.
Quick maths.
Help’¦ Police’¦ Murder.
Help’¦ Police’¦ Murder.
You did it!
You did it!
Felt cute, might massacre a village later…
Felt cute, might massacre a village later…
*cancels Netflix*
*cancels Netflix*
A woman can teach, conditionally, circa 1923
A woman can teach, conditionally, circa 1923
Dolla dolla bills, y’all.
Dolla dolla bills, y’all.
Bernie Sanders taunts woman with vial of insulin (2020 ish)
Bernie Sanders taunts woman with vial of insulin (2020 ish)
The more you know.
The more you know.
The largest four pumpkins at the Ohio State Fair
The largest four pumpkins at the Ohio State Fair
What time is it?
What time is it?
You did a good job, probably.
You did a good job, probably.
Message recieved.
Message recieved.
Let’s tangle our legs together, you and I.
Let’s tangle our legs together, you and I.
A fragile Glasswing butterfly drinking nectar.
A fragile Glasswing butterfly drinking nectar.
Things+rich+people+do.
Things rich people do.
Denied.
Denied.
How+to+keep+a+secret.
How to keep a secret.
So+hardcore.
So hardcore.
Join the conversation
Oh+Bill.
Oh Bill.
It+happens.
It happens.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
How+to+watch+Inception.
How to watch Inception.
Oh+America.
Oh America.
How+to+troll+seagulls.
How to troll seagulls.
flump.
flump.
Kitty+gymnastics.
Kitty gymnastics.