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When your bad at clapping AND parenting

When your bad at clapping AND parenting
… and diet soda, please.
… and diet soda, please.
I struggle with my laziness.
I struggle with my laziness.
Old McDonald had a farm.
Old McDonald had a farm.
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
My life sucks…
My life sucks…
Beards.
Beards.
Rice is great.
Rice is great.
Some people shouldn’t high five!
Some people shouldn’t high five!
People with pets vs. People in a relationship vs. Me.
People with pets vs. People in a relationship vs. Me.
Best. Party. Ever.
Best. Party. Ever.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
Mom and son do it Gangnam style.
Mom and son do it Gangnam style.
Spot 7 differences.
Spot 7 differences.
Keep calm and kill zombies.
Keep calm and kill zombies.
Van+had+a+rough+Gogh+of+it.
Van had a rough Gogh of it.
Jesus+would+like+to+save%2A+your+soul.
Jesus would like to save* your soul.
The+grass+is+a+lie%21
The grass is a lie!
Your+cake+is+a+lie.
Your cake is a lie.
Join the conversation
Looks+up+to+me%2C+babe.
Looks up to me, babe.
Coal+Miners+coming+up+for+air%2C+1922%2C+circa+Belgium.
Coal Miners coming up for air, 1922, circa Belgium.
Sometimes+I+surprise+myself%21
Sometimes I surprise myself!
Yes%2C+Doctor.
Yes, Doctor.
Be+valuable+unto+thyself.
Be valuable unto thyself.
You+weren%26%238217%3Bt+invited%26%238230%3B
You weren’t invited…
Go+to+sleep%2C+kitty.
Go to sleep, kitty.
Be+careful+with+horse+girls.
Be careful with horse girls.