When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat"

Not the mamma.

I will kill you.

I will kill you.

Living off the grid

Living off the grid

Alexa, order more cheese.

Alexa, order more cheese.

Cock Pit

Thanks mum!

Shall we forage?

Shall we forage?

Cat protects Darwin’s children.

Cat protects Darwin’s children.

What if God was one of us?

What if God was one of us?

It’s pronounced *jif*

It’s pronounced *jif*

Whack-a-child

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…

That was a bold move…

That was a bold move…

Making saw dust circa 1962

Making saw dust circa 1962

I can show you the world.

I can show you the world.