When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat"

the slime persists

the slime persists

the pepper fairy strikes again!

the pepper fairy strikes again!

smells like school dinners

smells like school dinners

did it hurt?

the final boss karen

the final boss karen

a haiku about cats

a haiku about cats

all the boxes of dogs!

all the boxes of dogs!

there is nothing to look forward to

there is nothing to look forward to

all we are is dust on the shelf

all we are is dust on the shelf

and now so do i

and now so do i

it’s all quiznos’ fault

it’s all quiznos’ fault

x marks the spot

x marks the spot

we’re going somewhere over the rainbow

we’re going somewhere over the rainbow

the ones in the back are having more fun

the ones in the back are having more fun

who’s a good human?

who’s a good human?