When you’re a ginger bartender in Chicago on St. Pats but still have pride of your heritage.

When you're a ginger bartender in Chicago on St. Pats but still have pride of your heritage.

In an alternate universe.

In an alternate universe.

I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.

I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.

Laughing so hard…

Laughing so hard…

Cookie Monster!

Cookie Monster!

Unicorns are jerks.

Unicorns are jerks.

The world without us.

The world without us.

I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.

I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Lousy Zazu.

Cat lift.

Know your role.

Know your role.

The litter tray is empty again!

The litter tray is empty again!

Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…

I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…

Every time!