Whenever my parents have computer problems

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

We never saw it coming…

When I dip you dip we dip.

Jesus moves.

United, should we be.

Be good to your gran.

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

I approve of this body art.

Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

Beware the oil baron.

Photoshop for the celiac.

Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.

Fish are people, too, apparently.

Eat it and weep, loser