where liars lie

back in my day…

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Amy Schumer responds

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

I have social anxiety disorder.

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

I got this.

At least I can grow a great beard

Puppy guilt trip

WARR-E

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

biggest fear

How do I unsee this?

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.