where wolf?

do you even lift, nerd girl?

all of this is factual

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

so warm and cozy

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

when a problem comes around, you must —

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

the gym can’t fix ugly

just passing through

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness