Feeling Lucky?

which botched taxidermy are you?

I just don’t care.
I just don’t care.
In an alternate universe…
In an alternate universe…
Does not compute…
Does not compute…
Just realized…
Just realized…
I love the crap out of unicorns…
I love the crap out of unicorns…
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
DISCLAIMER.
DISCLAIMER.
Words.
Words.
How to break-up.
How to break-up.
The truth about teddy bears.
The truth about teddy bears.
How my family sees me.
How my family sees me.
Villain in training.
Villain in training.
Kids these days…
Kids these days…
One does not simply eat one cookie.
One does not simply eat one cookie.
Jump roping level: Asian.
Jump roping level: Asian.
Thought%21%C3%A2%E2%80%9E%C2%A2
Thought!â„¢
You+say+gato%2C+I+say+togato.
You say gato, I say togato.
A+child+would+hardly+appreciate+such+a+thing.
A child would hardly appreciate such a thing.
Sometimes+I+surprise+myself%21
Sometimes I surprise myself!
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+from+my+favorite+Harry+Potter+episode.
It’s from my favorite Harry Potter episode.
Be+careful+with+horse+girls.
Be careful with horse girls.
Hey%2C+heyyyy.+I+am+not+a+pet.+%26%238211%3B+bird+probably.
Hey, heyyyy. I am not a pet. – bird probably.
Take+care+of+the+gato.
Take care of the gato.
This+week+on+why+were+bad+at+this%26%238230%3B
This week on why were bad at this…
Coal+Miners+coming+up+for+air%2C+1922%2C+circa+Belgium.
Coal Miners coming up for air, 1922, circa Belgium.
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+COBRA+bites.
This is what it’s like when COBRA bites.
Officer+down%2C+probably.
Officer down, probably.