which potato are you?

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

popsicles

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

political pokemon

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

i can never show my face in public again

dinner and show

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

so warm and cozy