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Colour me a simpleton…

Colour me a simpleton...
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
A great analogy for computer viruses.
A great analogy for computer viruses.
Our top story today…
Our top story today…
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
Nice song you have there…
Nice song you have there…
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
Foot petting.
Foot petting.
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
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That’s just the problem with letting dogs drive…
Intense+cosplay.
Intense cosplay.
I+should+really+stop+picking+my+knose.
I should really stop picking my knose.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+cadence+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different cadence to it…
Join the conversation
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*guttural snort*
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+two%2C+please.
I’ll take two, please.
I+ship+it%26%238230%3B
I ship it…
Luna%5Br%5Dcy%21
Luna[r]cy!
It%26%238217%3Bs+ma+heritage%21
It’s ma heritage!
How+to+make+a+friend.
How to make a friend.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+not+get+carried+away%2C+birb.
Let’s not get carried away, birb.
Ducks+%26%238211%3B+peace+was+always+an+option.
Ducks – peace was always an option.