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My questionable habits…

My questionable habits...
if you haven’t already, one day you will
if you haven’t already, one day you will
movie magic
movie magic
the honk steals eyebrows
the honk steals eyebrows
let me take your jacket
let me take your jacket
rip ipod
rip ipod
okay, but this is expert level parking
okay, but this is expert level parking
when someone tickles your neck
when someone tickles your neck
rice fixes everything
rice fixes everything
guilty pets
guilty pets
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
earth jumped the shark
earth jumped the shark
roomba on the run!
roomba on the run!
the bougie man is under the bed!
the bougie man is under the bed!
coping mechanism police
coping mechanism police
choose your nickname
choose your nickname
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
I+would+watch+this+series.
I would watch this series.
Look+what+I+can+do.
Look what I can do.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…
Seaweed+farming.
Seaweed farming.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+fair+fight%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a fair fight…
This+is+my+kind+of+utopia.
This is my kind of utopia.
What+a+beautiful+thing+to+see%26%238230%3B
What a beautiful thing to see…
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
You%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B
You’ve changed…
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.