fortunate son

*burp*

Gloster Canaries are incredible.

I’m ready.

Ariana Grande magic

*distraction increased to 100*

Lithops, Namibian and South African plants that have evolved to look like stones.

Eat more chocolate.

Lady attempts to damage a small business, business turns it around.

Hacks.

In my veterinary nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity

Lumberjacks in Portland, 2016

Words.

Presidential hops.

Man unsuccessfully preventing a horse from going shopping

I’d give him every treat.