sad millennial noises

*sad millennial noises*

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Not the most economical death…

Not the most economical death…

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Humans are clever.

Humans are clever.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

Give to me the large dumple.

Give to me the large dumple.