who wants to spend a night with me in a haunted clown motel next to a cemetery for miners?

Why Tom Hanks is awesome.

Why Tom Hanks is awesome.

Alternative ways to say “calm your tits”

Alternative ways to say “calm your tits”

Geometric space art.

Geometric space art.

How to BFF.

Tramp Stamps for butterflies.

Tramp Stamps for butterflies.

But who gave her the cigarette?

But who gave her the cigarette?

Favorite opening to a movie.

Favorite opening to a movie.

A coffee filter that shares my struggles with coffee.

A coffee filter that shares my struggles with coffee.

Disney kids who turned out just fine.

Disney kids who turned out just fine.

Cold is relative.

Cold is relative.

I love this song, it’s a hoot!

I love this song, it’s a hoot!

The Segway demographic.

The Segway demographic.

My cat hates dress up.

My cat hates dress up.

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How Stone Temple Pilots came to be.

How Stone Temple Pilots came to be.