Who am I, even?

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

CSI: disneyland

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

am i phobos the moon of mars?