whoever talks loudest is heard by more people, unfortunately

must be the disney ears

must be the disney ears

not dead yet

Want an ice cream sammie? get a job

Want an ice cream sammie? get a job

The true path to the dark side of the force

The true path to the dark side of the force

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

There’s no going back

There’s no going back

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

what, you really thought this was the last one?

what, you really thought this was the last one?

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party

Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

There is hope for humanity

There is hope for humanity

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much

We know that’s not a dog, sir.

We know that’s not a dog, sir.